eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

electricsexdoll:

I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.

  • brain: btw just letting you know heres the absolute weirdest, most fucked up thing you could possibly say to this person
  • me: um. thanks
  • brain: no probs
nasturbate:
“today i met a dog named carlos
”

nasturbate:

today i met a dog named carlos

giovanniespinuevaa:

bootsi:

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

This makes me happy haha

fstw:

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

  • me: *encounters something slightly difficult*
  • brain: you have to cry
  • me: why
  • brain: you gotta
titanic-syncs:
“ finally a driver I can trust
”

titanic-syncs:

finally a driver I can trust

bulkingstud:
“ American Hero
”

bulkingstud:

American Hero

  • me: *is chill*
  • someone: chill
  • me: let's fight